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Sure Signs That a State of Emergency Has Been Declared in Jamaica

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You're watching the latest scenes from the fighting in Iraq on CNN when you realise that it’s not Iraq you're looking at.

2. If a gunman so much as sneezes in Tivoli, Red Hills Road or Mountain View Avenue you get a dozen messages about it on Blackberry, Twitter and Facebook.

3. The ONLY topic on the local nightly news is the State of Emergency.

4. BBC is showing scenes from "ground zero" of the conflict... and it looks a lot like your neighbour’s backyard.

5. You pass the time by counting the fascinating ways foreign newscasters have found to pronounce Dudus (Doo-dus, Dough-dus, etc).

6. People who've never been to Tivoli in their entire lives are telling you where the "escape tunnels" are hidden.

7. Instead of the mainstream media, your main source of "up-to-the-minute" news is now your gardener Dwayne whose sister lives downtown.

8. The last time the nightly news on TVJ had so many people tuning in was when cable hadn’t been introduced yet, it was still the only tv station in the island and Dallas was coming on right after the news.

9. Jamaican people are even more fearful and paranoid than they usually are.

ThingsJamaicansLove.com encourages you to stay safe, stay informed and do your part to make sure that Jamaica emerges from this crisis stronger, wiser and more united than before.

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written by Patch, May 27, 2010
Very very good one....smilies/cheesy.gif...in the midst of this very depressing situation, you guys are spot on! Well done....Imma share this with friends...
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written by Karen, May 27, 2010
The thing that saddens me greatly is the negative publicity that Jamaica is now receiving worldwide. How mortally damaging to our nation- to be watching CNN and hear the reporter be so cynical in saying "Visit Jamaica????"

I hope this situation is resolved very quickly and that the damage control team will pull all the plugs in reminding people that Jamaica and Jamaicans are truly beautiful.

As you said, be safe and smart Jamaicans.
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written by YardEdge, May 27, 2010
Thx. for trying to get us to smile in such trying times...we, Jamaicans, are strong and resilient and we will survive and thrive again!

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